Thursday, 1 August 2013

Smiles!
The Second Ranting.

What is it with people taking their own fucked up photographs? I mean what is wrong with you? Selfies? You have a good phone and want to show it off, that is another thing. But you have a pink colored Nokia or a penguin shaped cover or a bloody Micromax canvas 2 and you want to show off to people how sexy you look when you pout...that is....WEIRD. Isn’t a girl's smile supposed to be her best feature? A smile is something which comes naturally. Plus sides:
  • Everyone looks good in it. (Well almost)
  • Its looks beautiful.
  • You don't look like an attention-seeking whore.
  • You don’t look like a “Yolo-swag-gangsta”
  • People actually appreciate smiles.

At least I do. Even with the Dracula pointed teeth I dare to smile in every pic that I have clicked. Coming to the negatives:
  • As i said, I have outward pointing canines, They look scary, You get the point.
  • Some people have CREEPY smiles. Yeah real creepy.
  • Evil smiles. Looking like they are going to say "Why so serious?" and rip off your face. Believe me, I’ve seen such creatures. Although I love Joker, he freaks me out. Arkham and The Man Who laughs, Wow, did not sleep after reading Arkham. (More on this obsession later.)

Ugh so yes basically, the world would be a better place without such shitheads who take such pathetic selfies. The worst and I think everyone would agree to that would be taking a selfie from a good DSLR. And that too when most of them don’t know what dslr stands for. Yes it is a sad sad state of internet. So yeah. Keep smiling like a crazy retarded soul even if it means to photobomb a perfectly amazing picture. Cheers!

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